Think of every word starting with 'r' that you can. Put them all in a hat, then take out all the words that dont have the letters r,a,n,d,o & m in that particular order with no extras before or after.
What will happen to the Chimney Sweep?
Published on September 7, 2004 By TheCassMan In Blogging
We are all going to leave Earth. At some point in the future the human race, not necessarily all at once, will start to inhabit and explore other planets, solar systems and galaxies. It will be a very expensive race as to what country does what first and I am very interested to see how it all pans out. Some believe that in the benefit of science and ‘advancing’ the human race, countries will unite with a common cause and we will move forward in leaps and bounds. Large carriers will loom in the skies, giant structures will hang lifelessly in the void and the better part of us may very well be sporting white jumpsuits everywhere we go.

Will everything become dull and lifeless? Will we project large images of rainforests on our living room walls? What will happen to the Olympics? Why would we want to participate in such archaic events as the 100m sprint when we could instead play Space Ball or Martian Polo?

I sometimes wonder if we are so plagued by (what seems, in the bigger picture) petty debates and feuds that we are halting our technological advancements. On the other side of the scale, is stepping outside our cosy atmosphere the right move? Should we not get ahead of ourselves and focus all our energies on developing a unified world?

Chimney sweeps may very well become redundant if it is beyond the skies that we seek real estate, not to mention a myriad of other careers. Will the British Royal Family still be the greatest owners of property when we expand? I often wonder if we have the potential to inflate to such a wide scope that many of the social problems that plague us now will grow to phenomenal proportions. Will there be a planet for the jocks and a planet for the goths?

Spending time in lifeless cabins and barren worlds may seem like a daunting prospect to some. We won’t be able to kick the footy, drop a fishing line, or simply go for a Sunday drive. Will it come to the stage where parents will be telling their kids to get inside and play FIFA 2298 on their Playstation150?

I hope the grandkids of all the redundant Chimney Sweeps will be able to afford a Playstation150.

Comments
on Sep 07, 2004
Whilst I enjoy multiculturalism - the Maltese in particular ; ) I have been saying all along... we should all just have sex with each other - eliminate the boundaries of ethnicity, and create the superhuman race - some may say boring monotony, yet unified goals!!! We would be the best looking creatures in the universe I bet!

BAM!!!
on Sep 07, 2004
We would be the best looking creatures in the universe I bet


Maybe thats what happened to all the aliens, and the end result of this breed fest is a slimy hairless green bugeyed creature!

Is that the way you want to go Muggaz?
on Sep 07, 2004
TheCassman,

What worries me is that our obsession with reaching the stars and beyond and regarding the question of finding another planet on which to reside will be infact causing the neglect and demise of our own planet forcing us to find other residence....when we should be using our minds and technology to better the planet that has been the only home we have ever known rather than treat it as disposable waste we will leave behind once we find somewhere else.

I think a big step in the right direction would to put all differences aside and work together as a unified world. What do you think is stopping us from doing just that?
on Sep 07, 2004
Hypothotetical:

What if that is exactly what we have done in the past.......We have survived in what we know as our universe for millions of years.....We have jumped from planet to planet...using them up spitting it out and moving on to the next one.....and now we are on the last one.
on Sep 07, 2004
Yo Crusaders

I think a big step in the right direction would to put all differences aside and work together as a unified world. What do you think is stopping us from doing just that?


I think the 'problem' is the fact that we are human. Humans by nature are greedy (amoungst other things), of course the level of greediness differs from person to person but ultimately our greed for power, money and knowledge really holds us back from becoming a unified world

What if that is exactly what we have done in the past.......We have survived in what we know as our universe for millions of years.....We have jumped from planet to planet...using them up spitting it out and moving on to the next one.....and now we are on the last one.


Awesome hypo!!!! This is very well a possibility (although i dont why we went back to cavemen ) but if this was the case my guess if that we are good and proper stuffed as we do not live in sustainable harmony with the finite resources on this planet...

on Sep 07, 2004
Muggaz, you'd like the Rama series (I think--I didn't). They're by, um, some guy. Don't feel like looking it up right now.

My isolationist self wants to say we're screwing up one world right nicely, why do it to the universe(s)?

My imagination says, Hell yeah, baby! I'm keeping house on some distant planet that is Certified Dumb-Ass Free! ^TM.

My philosophy says that whatever you believe your afterlife to contain, it will (though I'd like to withhold some people that right...). So if you want to spend your days Supermanning from point to point, or living like the Jetsons (all-time great cartoon) then that's cool. I want to do it all--heaven, Jetsons, multi-planetary existence, maybe not hell.... anyway, I think it's all good.

As for the Olympics, they'll be intergalactic, right? I mean, the Martians will be better at the long jump but they can't do gymnastics like us.
on Sep 09, 2004
TheCassMan,

Doing well I hope?!

I think the 'problem' is the fact that we are human. Humans by nature are greedy (amoungst other things), of course the level of greediness differs from person to person but ultimately our greed for power, money and knowledge really holds us back from becoming a unified world

I can understand our primal instincts of self preservation hundreds or thousands of years ago.....but surely in todays society as we have designed it we can let go of these attitudes and lose a little of this nature of man.....??

Just to extend a little on the hypothetical......

This is very well a possibility (although i dont why we went back to cavemen

Perhaps lets say we were escaping our planet and ended up crash landing here on earth (no choice in the matter ...though awfully lucky it was earth we crashed on) and the cavemen were natives here.......we adapted.....perhaps interbred with the cavemen......blah de bling blah blah....the rest writes itself.....!
on Sep 09, 2004
Hahaha thats awesome

well maybe if we put more of an effort into discovering the depths of our oceans as opposed to spending gastronomical amounts on space travel we could unravel the spaceship that crashed here, use its technology to develop newer crafts and the fly around the universe observing the monumental f&%$ up that is the end result of us travelling from planet to planet destroying everything

...hypothetically